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Jokes
- Contact Agreement: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to Pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three... more
- Employee Rules & Regulations: Dress Code: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well...more
- Never argue with a woman - One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.... more
- Mobile Tragedy - A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she... more
- Serious incident in the factory - On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young...more
- How guys select the girl they want to marry - A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give...more
- Foreign Language - A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse yells...more
- who is guilty? - Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up!! Quick! My husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window...more
- Lemon Juice - The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze...more
- Hilarious Court Cases - These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm...more
- Can cold water clean dishes? - This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending...more
- Stupid questions and their intelligent answers - Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it...more
- Wrong address - A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the...more
- Miscellaneous Jokes
- Everything is big - there was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. when he arrived on the plane...more
- Dog that talks - a salesman is driving around in Indiana and he sees a big sign in front of a house...more
- 1 for u - On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the...more
- What was monkey doing? - Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials...more